...started to think my laundry is magically multiplying.

How is it you can do all your laundry one weekend day, and the next you have another pile that has mysteriously appearded? There seems to be no way to keep up.

Now that I think of it, my dishes are like that too.

I have come to the conclusion I was meant to be fabulously wealthy so others could do my dishes and laundry and I'd never have to know about the magical powers of laundry and dishes.

What happened to that destiny? I think I picked the wrong profession...